Farrah Faucet died. Michael Jackson died. Sick of hearing about it? Me too. Here’s my non-celebrity death edition of Random Thoughts. Enjoy!

Getting to the very top of anything probably means you’re a little bit crazy. Why do you think just about everyone in Hollywood is slightly cracked out?

Would you even be remotely surprised if Lindsay Lohan were on trial for murder? Will Ferrell got engaged to a farm animal? Megan Fox discovered a way to sleep with herself? Chris Brown beat up his girlfriend – Oh yeah, that actually happened. Chances are, none of those things would be all that shocking.

For most of us, it defies our human tendencies to be crazy enough to really kick someone while they’re on the ground.