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	<title>J-Ri.com &#187; Life</title>
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	<description>Life happens. J-Ri is here to record it. From the Los Angeles Lakers to an assortment of Random Thoughts and Life observations, you'll find J-Ri.com to provide a humorous (if not satirical) look at all of life's events. Featured categories include: Lakers, Random Thoughts, Life Events and The Chronicles of Bruce.</description>
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		<title>Life, as told by Facebook: My Future Ex-Friends?</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 10 Apr 2009 19:47:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[You know that Scripture in Proverbs that says (1:20), "Wisdom calls aloud in the streets?" I heard it scream at me twice this week. The first time it said, "He who makes fun of his friends will no longer have any." ... Well, by the end of this blog, you'll know I ignored that voice. The second time it shrieked at me it said, "You're a fool, but at-least write a disclaimer."

So, here's my disclaimer: I hope you can take a joke.

That is all.]]></description>
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		<title>Life, as told by Facebook: My Pizza Dream</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 18 Mar 2009 04:56:13 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Welcome to my new feature, "Life, as told by Facebook." Periodically, I will tell a story (most likely a fictitious one) using only Facebook updates. This week's episode...

Season 1, Episode 1: A Pizza Dream
Somewhere between the time I checked my Facebook and the time I checked my Facebook again, all of these things really happened. And by really happened, I mean really happened inside some obscure part of my very random brain. Hopefully, it will be good for a laugh or two... or thirty.]]></description>
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		<title>2008, What Happened!?</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 02 Jan 2008 03:27:20 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[2008. Are you serious? Wait a minute, per my seamless life-plan of 1998, I should be spending today cruising the Malibu foothills on my new hover board, preparing for my upcoming game against the 76ers at Staples Center on Friday. I mean, averaging twenty-seven points per game my junior year in High School should have [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Can&#8217;t Buy Me Love!</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 09 Nov 2006 07:05:13 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Obviously ignoring Jennifer Love Hewitt in &#8220;Heartbreakers&#8221;, is there anyone more insanely hot than Cindy (Amanda Peterson) in the 80&#8242;s classic &#8220;Can&#8217;t Buy Me Love&#8221;? If I ever got a chance to meet her, I&#8217;d still freeze up like Dirk Nowitzki with the game on the line. As a kid, I would create these insanely [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Love ??</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 28 Sep 2006 07:00:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>J-Ri</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The red glare of my alarm clock caught my peripheral vision. It reminded me that there was no good reason to be awake. I found myself staring at a ceiling I could only see in the faint glow of the 3:30am flashing on my nightstand. Most people would say that I think too much. Do [...]]]></description>
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