You know that Scripture in Proverbs that says (1:20), “Wisdom calls aloud in the streets?” I heard it scream at me twice this week. The first time it said, “He who makes fun of his friends will no longer have any.” … Well, by the end of this blog, you’ll know I ignored that voice. The second time it shrieked at me it said, “You’re a fool, but at-least write a disclaimer.”

So, here’s my disclaimer: I hope you can take a joke.

That is all.

Welcome to my new feature, “Life, as told by Facebook.” Periodically, I will tell a story (most likely a fictitious one) using only Facebook updates. This week’s episode…

Season 1, Episode 1: A Pizza Dream
Somewhere between the time I checked my Facebook and the time I checked my Facebook again, all of these things really happened. And by really happened, I mean really happened inside some obscure part of my very random brain. Hopefully, it will be good for a laugh or two… or thirty.

2008. Are you serious? Wait a minute, per my seamless life-plan of 1998, I should be spending today cruising the Malibu foothills on my new hover board, preparing for my upcoming game against the 76ers at Staples Center on Friday. I mean, averaging twenty-seven points per game my junior year in High School should have [...]

Obviously ignoring Jennifer Love Hewitt in “Heartbreakers”, is there anyone more insanely hot than Cindy (Amanda Peterson) in the 80′s classic “Can’t Buy Me Love”? If I ever got a chance to meet her, I’d still freeze up like Dirk Nowitzki with the game on the line. As a kid, I would create these insanely [...]

The red glare of my alarm clock caught my peripheral vision. It reminded me that there was no good reason to be awake. I found myself staring at a ceiling I could only see in the faint glow of the 3:30am flashing on my nightstand. Most people would say that I think too much. Do [...]