I want to share a Scripture with you from the very, very, very revised and amplified version:
“In the beginning, God created Los Angeles, Phoenix, Albuquerque, Miami and Australia. He saw that it was good and rested. And some time later, Eve approached Adam and said, “So, umm, I was surfing yesterday and this snake gave me an apple. I don’t even like apples! I laughed and threw it in the ocean. A few minutes later, he came back and gave me something called ‘cheesecake’. It was from that factory restaurant in Venice that we’re not supposed to visit. Anyway, try this, it’s good stuff and I didn’t die at all!” So Adam ate the factory cheesecake, and obesity was born into the world. Adam and Eve immediately fell into a deep, food induced sleep. When they awoke many hours later, Eve turned to Adam and said, “Why are we naked? And why do I suddenly feel insecure about myself? Let’s hide from God.” Adam concurred and they hid in the garden from God.
