I know, I know. I’m slacking on the posts here lately. In my defense, umm, I don’t really have one. No, wait, I do. I’ve spent the last twenty days in the tropical gardens of Missouri. There we go. I’ve been back home for about twelve hours now and I’ve finally regained feeling in my limbs. It was, umm… an interesting Holiday season. Here are some random things I’ve learned and/or experienced over the past three weeks:
I sincerely hope everyone had a wonderful Christmas! Mine was filled with food that I would never eat the other 364 days of the year. 
Why not take a break? I mean, you can only pretend to like that one family member with a drinking problem for so long, right?
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I awoke this morning to discover a ‘special’ Holiday message from the Los Angeles Clippers in my inbox. I excitedly raced to the link, where I was greeted with this.
What are the chances those players were being held at gunpoint? And why am I on the Clippers mailing list? If I’m a Clippers fan (I read somewhere that there’s a couple of them), that video is about the last thing I want to see during the Holidays.
