I know, I know. I’m slacking on the posts here lately. In my defense, umm, I don’t really have one. No, wait, I do. I’ve spent the last twenty days in the tropical gardens of Missouri. There we go. I’ve been back home for about twelve hours now and I’ve finally regained feeling in my limbs. It was, umm… an interesting Holiday season. Here are some random things I’ve learned and/or experienced over the past three weeks: