Hello Moderately Attractive Readers;
Welcome back to another edition of Dr. J-Ri. I have picked up a few sponsors:
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It’s been a while since I stepped off my pedestal to speak with all of you, so before we move forward, here’s my disclaimer.
As we’ve covered before, these are real emails, sent by you, that desperately need an injection of my un-earthly and supreme wisdom. I’ve got far more important things to do. I often hate many of you. Let’s get to it:
Ladies and gentleman, I present to you, … Mr. Dr. J-Ri.
(Obscene, over-reactive and deafening sounds of applause)
I would personally like to thank you for agreeing to the mandatory applause, I have certainly earned it. Welcome to Dr. J-Ri’s Mailbag Session #2. For those of you who don’t know what this is all about, please click here before you take me way too seriously and destroy your life.
