Another quality opponent, another loss. The Lakers fell flatter than Kate Hudson in the 4th quarter, losing again to the Orlando Magic, 109-103. In the last 1:07 of the game, the Lakers went 1/3 from the line and 1/6 from the floor, including 0/3 from beyond the arc.

To say the Lakers defense has been bad lately is like saying Rosie O’Donnell is round. Sure, she’s round. Then again, so is the Earth. I feel like I’m watching five poorly dressed door guards check VIP passes. Only, they’re not very good at it. They let everyone inside. Yes, even the semi-cute girl who decided to bring her “friend”. Memo to the Lakers: Staples Center isn’t the Ivar and Lindsay Lohan isn’t wearing a basketball jersey. Roll up the red carpet and close the door.