From the time it became clear that Barrack Obama would win the Presidency last night, I have received quite an array of emails and text messages. Here are some of my favorites: “Ha J-Ri, I guess your vote didn’t really matter after all!” “Finally, the change America needs!” “I’m moving to Europe.” “I wonder if [...]

I made the mistake last night of falling asleep with CNN on. … Not that I didn’t enjoy watching ESPN’s repetitive highlights of the Rays whaling away on the ill fated Red Sox. Thanks to this severe error of judgment, my brain decided to make me the moderator of tonight’s words forum. Yes, I dreamt [...]

… It’s 2004, and your younger more attractive self is told one of the following will happen in 2008: – America will elect a guy named Barrack Hussein Obama as President of the U.S. – America will elect a 72 year-old guy who chooses a beauty pageant queen as his VP. I’d probably assume Hugh [...]

It’s amazing to me that these guys are able to form complete sentences without saying anything at all. Tom: Mr. Riley, why did the Lakers lose tonight? J-Ri: Well, the sky is blue, Tom (chuckles). School’s need money to provide more dodge balls at recess. It’s been said that higher taxes mean you pay more [...]