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Paris Hilton Comes Clean…

You know what’s really interesting about Paris Hilton? Well, nothing, of course. Although her recent comments to Glamor Magazine were good for a few Paris-sized laughs, “I’ve only ever done it with a couple of people.”

That’s like saying Tyra Banks has an undersized forehead. Is it possible that Tyra’s whole brain is stored in just that front part of her head? I think it’s very likely. How about a TLC Special on that?

Back to Paris. Can we get some clarification on what exactly done it means to Ms. Hilton? On second thought, scratch that. I don’t want to know. I’m just going to assume that her editor omitted a few things from her full statement. I’m sure it was a little more like one of these:

• “I’ve only ever done it with a couple of people since we started this interview.”

• “Before I slept with you, I’d only ever done it with a couple of people since the last time I threw up.”

• “I’ve only ever done it with a couple of people, but I can see how you could get addicted to playing Nintendo Wii.”

Paris went on to say, “I’m a strong woman who doesn’t depend on a man for anything.” Right, because your Dad’s success has nothing to with your fame. At-least you’ll always have that going for you.

Ya’ know what, I just had a conscience moment. I’ve come to the realization that most of what I just said wasn’t very nice at all. To my loyal reader(s), please forgive me.

In the future, I’ll really try hard to be nicer to Tyra.

       

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