Who's Running for President!?

… It’s 2004, and your younger more attractive self is told one of the following will happen in 2008:

- America will elect a guy named Barrack Hussein Obama as President of the U.S.
- America will elect a 72 year-old guy who chooses a beauty pageant queen as his VP.

I’d probably assume Hugh Hefner was running against Al Qaeda. … What we laugh at today becomes our reality tomorrow, right? Let’s hope not.

As we eagerly count down the seconds to the final Presidential Words Forum tomorrow evening, here are some things we can expect to see from both candidates.

Look for John McCain to remind us that before many of us were born, he lost a fight overseas and was captured.

Equally as ridiculous, McCain seems to have a history of being not John Rambo. He almost died in a fire on-board a Navy ship in 1967, had his plane shot down in October of that same year and then failed to get away and was captured in Hanoi, Vietnam. Sure, John, keep talking about that. We’re all very interested to hear how you didn’t get away.

We can expect Barrack Obama to continue pretending that he is telling the truth.

ACORN? Never heard of them. … I gave them $800,000? No, I didn’t. … I did? Oh, in that case, I didn’t know they were corrupt. … Jeremiah Wright? Good Pastor… Oh, he’s not? … I never agreed with him. … I gave him $20,000? … Oh, I didn’t know he was anti-America. … Oh, he said Godd*** America!? … I’ll leave His Church then. … What’s next Barrack, you’re friends with a convicted terrorist?

Look for John McCain to refer to himself as a Maverick in the Senate.

Wife: But honey, we have to vote for McCain! He’s a Maverick damnit!
Husband: Do you know what a Maverick is?
Wife: Yes! It means you’re an amazing leader who wins wars and bullies bad politicians!
Husband: No, it’s an un-branded range animal, typically a motherless calf.
Wife: … What’s for dinner?

We can expect Barrack Obama to use 300 words to say what he could in 10.

Well, I feel, and sense that the state, or circumstance, or condition, of the economy has been in certain times, or moments, or instances in America’s, or the United States, history, in a greater, or more stable and confidence inducing position, or posture, for the middle class, or the class just above the lower class, which I am for, and against, depending on what you think, … what was the question? Spare us B-Rack. <— This is my street name for Senator Obama. I like it.

Lastly, we can count on one thing from both candidates.

John McCain and Barrack Obama will win the final words forum in a landslide.

… I know, I’m being repetitive, but I couldn’t resist.

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