Welcome to my new feature, “Life, as told by Facebook.” Periodically, I will tell a story (most likely a fictitious one) using only Facebook updates. This week’s episode…
Season 1, Episode 1: My Pizza Dream
Somewhere between the time I checked my Facebook and the time I checked my Facebook again, all of these things really happened. And by really happened, I mean really happened inside some obscure part of my very random brain. Hopefully, it will be good for a laugh or two… or thirty.
Note: Status updates are listed top to bottom, not the other way around.
Enjoy!
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you always make me laugh! thanks
oh my gosh you have WAY too much free time on your hands…
and im bad about the zac efron comment!
chris brown – HAHAHA
tony parker – ABSOLUTELY TRUE!
brian mcknight – i wish you two could meet…you might find the reasons behind all those girly tendencies!
Nice!!… and I thought you were gonna make fun of me in your statuses with my on again off again relationship changes. LOL!
Anna – I sincerely apologize for the Zac Efron comment. No, wait, I don’t, ha-ha.
Shar – I think you’re right. B-Mack holds the secret!
Linds – Oh, trust me, there’s still plenty of time for that!