Life, as told by Facebook: My Pizza Dream

By J-Ri on March 17, 2009 under Life, As Told By Facebook.
Life as told by Facebook

Welcome to my new feature, “Life, as told by Facebook.” Periodically, I will tell a story (most likely a fictitious one) using only Facebook updates. This week’s episode…

Season 1, Episode 1: My Pizza Dream
Somewhere between the time I checked my Facebook and the time I checked my Facebook again, all of these things really happened. And by really happened, I mean really happened inside some obscure part of my very random brain. Hopefully, it will be good for a laugh or two… or thirty.

Note: Status updates are listed top to bottom, not the other way around.

Enjoy!

Life, as told by Facebook

5 Comments

  1. Melissa Beard March 17th, 2009 at 10:41 pm

    you always make me laugh! thanks

  2. Anna March 18th, 2009 at 12:32 am

    oh my gosh you have WAY too much free time on your hands…

    and im bad about the zac efron comment!

  3. Sharla March 18th, 2009 at 1:38 pm

    chris brown – HAHAHA
    tony parker – ABSOLUTELY TRUE!
    brian mcknight – i wish you two could meet…you might find the reasons behind all those girly tendencies!

  4. Linds March 18th, 2009 at 1:58 pm

    Nice!!… and I thought you were gonna make fun of me in your statuses with my on again off again relationship changes. LOL!

  5. admin March 24th, 2009 at 10:30 am

    Anna – I sincerely apologize for the Zac Efron comment. No, wait, I don’t, ha-ha.

    Shar – I think you’re right. B-Mack holds the secret!

    Linds – Oh, trust me, there’s still plenty of time for that!

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