My first boyfriend and I dated for 17 days without being allowed to look at each other. It was a total gamble. When we sat next to each other on the bus for the first time, our parents were told that what starts as friendship always ends up in pornographic sex.

Is that really true?

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Because thats exactly what happened.

Yeah, why weren't you in your designated section?? … With that kind of blatant disregard for sexual purity, you can go ahead and change that 'heaven' sign on the front to 'hell'.