Thanks to Bess’s awesome myspace comment on Brown’s page, I have been inspired to also compile a Top-10 list (In no particular order) of random memories about my 36 months as Brown’s roommate. Granted, we may have been trapped in the humid, frozen Iceland of Kansas City, but we definitely had some good times. And [...]

I’ve had some bad days in my life. For instance, last year when I found out I had AIDS. That was a terrible day. Okay, so that’s not true and it’s never been that horrific. I guess things could be worse. I could be a woman… a lesbian woman… a lesbian woman dating Rosie O’Donnell. [...]

** Disclaimer ** A “hurry up and wait” six hours of project testing at work today produced the below rambling. I cannot be held responsible for this blog. Please be aware that this, in no way, affects my level of coolness or intelligence. While I’m sure everyone just rolled their eyes, I ask that you [...]

I find scenes like that completely irresistible! You know Share

Obviously ignoring Jennifer Love Hewitt in “Heartbreakers”, is there anyone more insanely hot than Cindy (Amanda Peterson) in the 80′s classic “Can’t Buy Me Love”? If I ever got a chance to meet her, I’d still freeze up like Dirk Nowitzki with the game on the line. As a kid, I would create these insanely [...]

Outside of cutting your fingernails, have you ever really stopped and thought, “Hey, that’s kind of weird. The calcium in my body builds up at the tip of my fingers and creates this hard, shell-like ‘thing’ that really serves absolutely no purpose.” Hmm, I’m pretty sure I’ve never stopped to think that (Until, of course, [...]

The red glare of my alarm clock caught my peripheral vision. It reminded me that there was no good reason to be awake. I found myself staring at a ceiling I could only see in the faint glow of the 3:30am flashing on my nightstand. Most people would say that I think too much. Do [...]